Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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