Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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