The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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