My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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