they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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