Welp...herpes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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