Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He felt like a one man threesome
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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