No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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