Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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