I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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