id be glad to
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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