your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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