He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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