god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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