For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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