yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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