That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
the raccoons are back...
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