I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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