8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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