Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize