I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
