I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you win again, gameday.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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