No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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