mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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