Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
