Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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