Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
