It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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