So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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