Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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