Im at strip club and am horny
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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