Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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