school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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