Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
