butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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