my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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