I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm like, not good at living.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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