does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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