normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You were trust falling into bushes
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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