Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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