I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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