You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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