I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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