physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
