More tranny stories later!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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