I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dignity is for republicans.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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