question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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