yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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