Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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