in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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