I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Randomize
