we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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