Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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