do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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