it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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